You've entered into the twilight zone!

What? Whay? Where?

And the web page you’ve requested has been eaten by the server monster.

It’s probably because we moved an old link and Ben, the IT guy, took his eye off the ball. Chances are this went wrong on a Monday, the day he always says his new diet is starting. How many Mondays are there until September, one asks?

Ben’s getting married in September you see…

Any how, to get back to the home page, just press the pink buttony thing below now:

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